1.Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris
2. Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
3. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
4. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.